Changelog
Each release. Each regression. Each caveman grunt of progress.
v1.0.0 Launch
- Six-stage devolution tracker — CLAUDE-9000 → Dr. Claudius → Intern → Clod → Ooga → UGH
- Real-time Claude usage polling — session % + weekly % + reset countdown, every 60 seconds
- macOS notifications on every stage transition with stage-specific sound effects
- Funeral sequence (8–10s animated death scene) at 100% usage
- Shareable death certificate PNG — time alive, stage reached, cost per minute
- Slap Attack minigame — 60s rounds with crack meter, combo ladder, jackpot windows
- Slap Receipt share card — score, combo peak, rank, jackpots hit
- CavemanRank tier system — Hominid → Cave Apprentice → Certified Caveman → Ooga Veteran → Paleolithic Legend
- Levels 1–20+ with daily XP from quest completion
- Daily quests + 7-day streak tracking
- Weekly devolution report screen with shareable template
- Four share-card tiers — Bronze (Lv 1) → Silver (Lv 5) → Gold (Lv 10) → Foil (Lv 20)
- Three sound packs — System (Lv 1), Retro 8-bit (Lv 5), Silent (Lv 1)
- Six menu-bar display modes — Percent only, Session + reset, Weekly + reset, Session/Weekly, Full stats, Icon only
- Light + dark mode (system-aware + manual override)
- Reduce-motion + VoiceOver announcement support
- Opt-in anonymous crash reporting (Sentry, EU region) — off by default
- Opt-in anonymous product analytics (PostHog, EU cloud) — off by default
- Universal binary — Apple Silicon + Intel, macOS 14+