What shipped

Changelog

Each release. Each regression. Each caveman grunt of progress.

v1.2.0 June 2026
  • Multiple accounts — track several side by side, each with its own menu-bar mark; switch instantly with ⌘1, ⌘2, ⌘3
  • Redesigned dashboard — a cross-account Overview plus per-account Forecast, History, and Setup, with a burndown forecast that projects when you hit the wall
  • Notification Center widget — a WidgetKit widget (small + medium) with your stage character, usage %, and reset countdown, separate from the floating desktop widget
  • Cat character pack — six stages of feline judgment with matching sounds; pick a theme per account, all free
  • Per-account theming + sound — each account gets its own character and sound pack, with a global mute and levelled audio across every pack
  • New menu-bar display mode — Character + bar, with stacked session/weekly bars next to your stage character
  • Simplified progression — removed XP, levels, ranks, daily quests, and streak tracking
  • Share-card tiers earned by lifetime deaths — Bronze (0+), Silver (3+), Gold (10+), Foil (25+)
v1.0.0 Launch
  • Six-stage devolution tracker — CLAUDE-9000 → Dr. Claudius → Intern → Clod → Ooga → UGH
  • Floating desktop widget — stage character + session % + reset countdown on the desktop, toggleable and resizable, position persisted across monitors
  • Real-time Claude usage polling — session % + weekly % + reset countdown, every 60 seconds
  • macOS notifications on every stage transition with stage-specific sound effects
  • Funeral sequence (8–10s animated death scene) at 100% usage
  • Shareable death certificate PNG — time alive, stage reached, cost per minute
  • Slap Attack minigame — 60s rounds with crack meter, combo ladder, jackpot windows
  • Slap Receipt share card — score, combo peak, jackpots hit
  • Weekly devolution report screen with shareable template
  • Four share-card tiers — Bronze, Silver, Gold, Foil
  • Sound packs — Classic Grunts + Mewl, more on the way
  • Six menu-bar display modes — Percent only, Session + reset, Weekly + reset, Session/Weekly, Full stats, Icon only
  • Light + dark mode (system-aware + manual override)
  • Reduce-motion + VoiceOver announcement support
  • Opt-in anonymous crash reporting (Sentry, US region) — off by default
  • Opt-in anonymous product analytics (PostHog, US cloud) — off by default
  • Universal binary — Apple Silicon + Intel, macOS 14+